I grab your tities and stretch em down passed your waste, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face. Tell me, how you each get my attention and what would your pick up lines be. It started small at first, and to be honest, I don’t believe Tim ever really took to Juggalo-ism, not the way his buddies (and unfortunately all their kids) did. Now, I’m not trying to knock teenage parents here, but Juggalos take “teen parenting” to the next level. I think to truly understand what it means to be a Juggalo, you need that perfect mix of drug use, second hand smoke exposure as a child and fetal alcohol syndrome, which Tim simply didn’t have. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”: “If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom!
The locals, however, called it “Hamiltucky,” and the locals “Hamil-billies.” This is where Tim discovered the Insane Clown Posse. Witness Violent J in all his makeupy goodness: (Photo: ninjatactics) Below are some of the fascinating and ridiculous things I learned about Juggalo “culture.” The scariest part? Like the fact that female Juggalos, or what they like to call “Jugglettes” or “Ninjettes,” and their baby daddies start having babies even earlier than I did. We used a method similar to the timeline follow-back interview to query adolescents about dating violence victimization from age 13 to 19—including dating violence types (physical, sexual, and psychological), frequency, age at first occurrence, and number of abusive partners.A total of 730 subjects were randomly sampled from university registrar records and invited to complete an online survey, which utilized methods similar to the timeline follow-back interview, to retrospectively assess relationship histories and dating violence victimization from age 13 to 19 (eight questions adapted from widely-used surveys covering physical, sexual, and psychological abuse).One thing i can say with out a doubt is you will never meet anybody like me.I’m a little crazy and sometimes even annoying, but im also a great listener and when im in a relationship I am totally commited to that person.This is what I refer to as the “Pre-ICP Years,” because Tim hadn’t yet discovered the wicked warriors or become “down with the clown.” We spent most of our early years as high school sweethearts and started a family not too long after we graduated. I honestly suspect that the reason why these people grow up to be so dim is all the Faygo that their parents give them in lieu of formula.