" I'd like to formally announce that, at the very least, I do remember that dating isn't always a walk in the park.
Sure, there are those unbelievable ones that somehow make the entire practice worth it (and I personally love dating, so if you do too, I get it).
Get ready to commiserate—they're pretty bad."I was having a lot of fun at a punk concert with a Tinder date.
We were moving from gin and tonics to beer when he suddenly showed up with shots. ' After the concert, we went to his place, did the deed, and passed out. M., I woke up with throbbing pain in my ankle and couldn't put any weight on it.
I thought it was broken, maybe because someone jumped on it when we were dancing.
Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. Luckily, bad date stories are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell. In these scenarios, the lemon is a scrubby dude who always forgets his wallet at home.
The Strange • After we had sex, she told a story about her marine biology internship and about a pack of manatees they once found in the water off Key West.
After some words of consolation from me about how fucked up that experience must have been, she told me she made it up, and every other story she had told me that night, because she likes making up stories.
It was an amazing WTF moment and I never talked to her again.
• I got walked out on on a date that seemed like it was going fairly well because I said I didn’t like french fries. • The date where the self-identified “artist” revealed her day job was working as a prison guard, and she spent much of our afternoon on a mumbled, paranoid rant about an anonymous “them” who were on the verge of their incipient take over of everything we hold dear. She ordered worth of lunch, which she wouldn’t touch because she was sure it was contaminated.
But it's normal to have to go through a bunch of garbage dates in between.
Here, women share the worst dates they've ever been on.